If the Republican Race were a Relationship

A guy is bored with his girlfriend.

He cheats, first with a really provocative exciting woman, but she’s a bit crazy.

The next one appears beautiful, rugged and near perfect – but turns out to be as dumb as a rock.

The third is vivacious and intriguing, but sleeps around.

The fourth promises the moon but is haunted by the past.

Then after spending time with a prude

he realizes that though boring and predictable, he wants his original girlfriend back. That’s the GOP this year.

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  1. #1 by modestypress on February 21, 2012 - 22:03

    Then after spending time with a prude

    I am getting old. I misread it at first as “spending time with a prune” In fact, if the prune were nominated, the Tea Party would have to rename itself as the “Prune Juice party.”

  2. #2 by Black Flag® on February 21, 2012 - 23:54

    Too afraid to post Ron Paul?

    • #3 by Scott Erb on February 22, 2012 - 00:29

      So far he’s not been a front runner, though I think he’s probably as electable if not moreso than the others.

  3. #4 by Black Flag® on February 21, 2012 - 23:54

    😉

  4. #5 by lbwoodgate on February 22, 2012 - 04:20

    That was clever and amusing Scott. Thanks

  5. #6 by James P. Melcher on February 23, 2012 - 01:04

    That was good!

  6. #7 by Ron Byrnes on February 23, 2012 - 04:50

    Thank you. Note to self. . . must maintain a sense of humor. I must have missed when the really provocative exciting but crazy woman was a front runner.

    • #8 by Scott Erb on February 24, 2012 - 02:29

      Bachmann was seen as a kind of front runner after she won the Iowa straw poll late in 2011 – and got lots of media attention. Once the debates started, her luster faded.

  7. #9 by modestypress on February 24, 2012 - 17:12

    Although I am still married to the same woman I first married 46 years ago, in general, human beings are not very monogamous. Although a lot of people, and quite a few countries, follow serial monogamy systems.

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