A guy is bored with his girlfriend.
He cheats, first with a really provocative exciting woman, but she’s a bit crazy.
The next one appears beautiful, rugged and near perfect – but turns out to be as dumb as a rock.
The third is vivacious and intriguing, but sleeps around.
The fourth promises the moon but is haunted by the past.
Then after spending time with a prude
he realizes that though boring and predictable, he wants his original girlfriend back. That’s the GOP this year.