A few people have posted that they dislike Washington DC taking their tax dollars for things like social welfare programs or health care. However, the Obama Administration has reached a new level of federal intervention that quite frankly has me angry and alarmed.
Apparently, this administration has figured out how to control weather, and has diverted snow from Maine down to the District of Columbia. This has hurt ski resorts, snow mobilers (and the businesses which serve them), and the entire winter tourism industry. Luckily it’s cold enough that the snow we have is sticking — and our local ski mountain remains in decent condition (icy in spots, but overall good). Still, the total blanket of snow on the ground is on average only a few inches. In the last three years we’ve gotten over 100 of inches of snow each year, with mounds of snow piled high.
Dirty snow in other years would soon be covered with clean snow; now there are huge chunks of ugly dirty snow on the edges of roads and sidewalks. Sledding is very difficult, and if the temperature should climb above freezing, we’d risk a premature spring. Some would welcome that, but most of us love our winter!
The alarming aspect of this is the fact that this shows that the Obama Administration now has control of the weather. It is unclear why it is being diverted to DC. Is it an effort to punish Collins and Snow for their refusal to back health care reform? Or is geopolitics involved?
It could be that since most foreign embassies are located in Washington, this is a way to show the ambassadors and their staff the power at the finger tips of the Administration. Sure, Iraq and Afghanistan have made our military might seem a bit tarnished, but hey — what would Beijing do if buried in snow? Floods to Iran, and perhaps an opium-killing drought to Afghanistan?
I suspect that the technology to create ICWDs (Inter-contintenal Weather Devices) is still under development. Or, perhaps worrying about various international treaties, the Obama Administration hopes that simply demonstrating the power will be enough to get other countries to change their behavior. Look, our economy is shot, our military power appears useless in shaping world events, and our nuclear weapons are defensive. Countries really have no reason to worry about what the US wants. China, in fact, knows that if it dumps dollars and US bonds our currency could collapse — they have us by the economic short hairs. It appeared to all that the US is the second superpower to bite the dust in two decades. Until now. Now that we have weather control.
This would all be well and good if the Obama Administration could be trusted to use it wisely. However, by depriving northern New England of needed snow, it shows a both a lack of judgment and a limit to the efficacy of the device. The lack of judgment is to punish two “blue” states by denying them a good winter. I suspect this was not the intent. The soft bureaucratic pansies on the Potomac probably think nobody likes snow, and believed they were doing us a favor. This is an example of what Friedrich Hayek meant about the danger of centralized planning and the need for diffuse knowledge! And if they meant to punish Collins and Snowe for not supporting health care reform, with this you can forget about Olympia. She takes it personally when Maine is denied its snow(e).
This also demonstrates troubling unintended consequences. To cause a drought in one place, you need to send the rain someplace else. Now, flooding Tehran to dry up opium fields in Afghanistan may be feasible, but what would it do to Mongolia, a country we have good relations with, if we sent their winter to Beijing? A bureaucrat, a member of that effete corps of impudent snobs, may think Thailand won’t miss some of its monsoon rains to flood parts of Burma, but it might actually deny rice to a whole section of the country. A pusillanimous pussyfooter might decide to send Darfur drought to other parts of Sudan to punish the regime, and thereby ignite new civil wars and perhaps an energy crisis if oil production is cut.
So while I appreciate that this might save our superpower status, the implications of its use are dangerous. Washington DC needs to stop stealing our snow, and let us have a winter again! We don’t need ski lifts on Capitol Hill. Fine, develop ICWDs as a deterrent to, say, China causing our currency to collapse and render us the equivalent of a third world state. It would be a bummer if they did that. But tell the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history, those nattering nabobs of negativity, elite pencil pushers who can’t park their bikes to STOP STEALING OUR SNOW! You don’t need it. You’ve had your snow storm. I’ve been in many of them and to some extent I would have to say this; if you’ve seen one snow storm you’ve seen them all.