A guy is bored with his girlfriend.
He cheats, first with a really provocative exciting woman, but she’s a bit crazy.
The next one appears beautiful, rugged and near perfect – but turns out to be as dumb as a rock.
The third is vivacious and intriguing, but sleeps around.
The fourth promises the moon but is haunted by the past.
Then after spending time with a prude
he realizes that though boring and predictable, he wants his original girlfriend back. That’s the GOP this year.
#1 by modestypress on February 21, 2012 - 10:03 pm
Then after spending time with a prude…
I am getting old. I misread it at first as “spending time with a prune” In fact, if the prune were nominated, the Tea Party would have to rename itself as the “Prune Juice party.”
#2 by Black Flag® on February 21, 2012 - 11:54 pm
Too afraid to post Ron Paul?
#3 by Scott Erb on February 22, 2012 - 12:29 am
So far he’s not been a front runner, though I think he’s probably as electable if not moreso than the others.
#4 by Black Flag® on February 21, 2012 - 11:54 pm
#5 by lbwoodgate on February 22, 2012 - 4:20 am
That was clever and amusing Scott. Thanks
#6 by James P. Melcher on February 23, 2012 - 1:04 am
That was good!
#7 by Ron Byrnes on February 23, 2012 - 4:50 am
Thank you. Note to self. . . must maintain a sense of humor. I must have missed when the really provocative exciting but crazy woman was a front runner.
#8 by Scott Erb on February 24, 2012 - 2:29 am
Bachmann was seen as a kind of front runner after she won the Iowa straw poll late in 2011 – and got lots of media attention. Once the debates started, her luster faded.
#9 by modestypress on February 24, 2012 - 5:12 pm
Although I am still married to the same woman I first married 46 years ago, in general, human beings are not very monogamous. Although a lot of people, and quite a few countries, follow serial monogamy systems.